🚿 The Onyx Collection Shower: Because My Old Shower Was Personally Attacking Me

Listen, I used to think a shower was just a place to rinse off regret and shampoo — nothing fancy. But that was before I met The Onyx Collection.

Now? I shower like I’m in a high-end spa commercial, except instead of slow-motion hair flips, it’s just me trying to open the conditioner with wet hands.

Why did I upgrade?
Because my old shower was clearly built in a time when grout was trendy, beige was king, and mold was considered a design element. And nothing says “good morning” like stepping into a chilly porcelain cave that may or may not have been featured on an HGTV demolition episode.

Enter: The Onyx Collection.
Solid surface. Seamless walls. Low-maintenance. Stylish. Basically, this shower is the Beyoncé of bathroom fixtures — flawless and always camera-ready.

No more scrubbing grout lines while questioning every life decision that led me there. Now I wipe down a single smooth surface like a sane person. It’s so low-maintenance, I’m starting to wonder if my shower has a therapist.

Bonus: It looks expensive enough to make guests say, “Ooh, someone’s doing well.”
Which is good, because I am absolutely broke now.

So, was it worth it?
Yes.
Do I now spend extra time in the shower pretending I’m rich and emotionally stable?
Also yes.